After the success of six-year-old author, Britney Woggle, whose Booker

 Prize nominated first novel 'Woggle World' became an international 

sensation for its notorious descriptions of finger-painting, Curtis Pyke

 launches a 'sexy, smouldering, first novel sizzler' by his son, the lanky 

steel-jawed  wunderkind Dwight Pyke.  But the publishers abruptly 

cancel publication after jealous neighbours  reveal that the boy is 

actually Curtis Pyke's  own wife wearing a stolen school uniform.