After the success of six-year-old author, Britney Woggle, whose Booker
Prize nominated first novel 'Woggle World' became an international
sensation for its notorious descriptions of finger-painting, Curtis Pyke
launches a 'sexy, smouldering, first novel sizzler' by his son, the lanky
steel-jawed wunderkind Dwight Pyke. But the publishers abruptly
cancel publication after jealous neighbours reveal that the boy is
actually Curtis Pyke's own wife wearing a stolen school uniform.