Wednesday, 15 February 2012

After the success of six-year-old author, Britney Woggle, whose Booker
 Prize nominated first novel 'Woggle World' became an international 
sensation for its notorious descriptions of finger-painting, Curtis Pyke
 launches a 'sexy, smouldering, first novel sizzler' by his son, the lanky 
steel-jawed  wunderkind Dwight Pyke.  But the publishers abruptly 
cancel publication after jealous neighbours  reveal that the boy is 
actually Curtis Pyke's  own wife wearing a stolen school uniform.    


  1. Is Pyke seven feet tall or is the photographer very small?

  2. Now you mention it . . . perhaps Curtis Pyke was posing in his wife's high heels . . .