Saturday, 30 July 2011

The Author is urged to spend an intimate weekend with notorious
 Tommy Pilchard, the bad boy editor of Modern Literary Digest
to discuss "what Tommy can do for him" But the Author is 
forced to decline the invitation, claiming he's allergic to dog hair.

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

After his arrest behind the Groucher Club in fashionable Soho
the lady-boy poet Gary Chutney (see post for 20th March) 
claims that his lifestyle is a genuine form of "performance art" 
and provides a copy of his Arts Council Grant when the police
threaten to prosecute.

Thursday, 14 July 2011

The Author is invited to ghost-write 
"My Life Has Just Been A Gottle Of Geer" the first volume of memoirs
from veteran  ventriloquist Bernie Bloater (picture far right
sitting with his famous life-sized dummy Archie)
Nothing was signed.

Sunday, 10 July 2011

The poet Melody Fly-Wheeler (right) celebrates the promise 
of an exciting three-book-deal with publisher Arty Finkel (left)
despite failing to win an award in the speed writing poetry competition
at the Isle of Wight Literary Festival.  "It was such a surprise!
But Arty says he has big plans for me!" she laughed.

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Romance author, Crystal Butts, at the end of her term
 as Writer in Residence at the Cadbury World of Chocolate
appreciates the invitation to a rapid weight loss programme
but regrets that she didn't take up the dental plan

Friday, 1 July 2011

Tracey Vermin, celebrity splodger, tweeter and literary 
wunderkind replies to critics of her latest autobiography
"I Take My Breath Away"