Sunday, 26 June 2011

After having his Screenplay Rejected by Every Producer 
in London the Author is Forced to Take A Summer Job

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Popular Dub Poet Lefty White Boy "Gangsta" Butcher
spends the last of his Lottery Funding on a new tattoo.
"Me body is da canvas innit" he tells the Author.
(And his home is Marsha, apparently)

Sunday, 19 June 2011

Influential editor Pixie Plunkett-Gussett condemns 
the Author's new work for lacking "charm" since it fails to contain
the essential words "Jane" or "Austen"  It would help enormously,
she confides to his Agent, if the Author were:
(a) a Woman   (b) under Eighteen-years-old
His Agent says they'll work on it.

Thursday, 16 June 2011

The appearance on stage of lady-boy poet Gary Chutney 
(see post for 20th March) 
at the Kilburn & West Hampstead Literary Festival 
has a galvanizing effect on the audience

Sunday, 12 June 2011

Backstage at the Kilburn & West Hampstead Literary Festival 
and Poetry Slam the veteran poet Oliver Bentley is challenged
to write a Haiku about a biscuit

Tuesday, 7 June 2011

The Author discovers the work of the great Finnish
film director Aki Olavi Kaurismaki and in a moment
of misguided enthusiasm attempts to adopt
 old-fashioned Socialist Worker fashions

Friday, 3 June 2011

The Author discovers the life of the artist at an early age