Thursday, 19 July 2012

The Smedley Family celebrate signing the contract for a Christmas 
Special of their smash hit TV show 'Life with the Smedleys'
The show is conceived, written and stars the Smedleys.
"We mooch around the house, making snacks, yawning, scratching
and watching TV - just like ordinary sad little people," explains
friendly, pipe-smoking Desmond Smedley. "Except of course we earn
an absolute fortune while we're doing it and we'll be recording the
'Traditional White Christmas Special' in early August because we're
in the Bahamas for the winter."  Their blockbuster paperback
'Smile with the Smedleys - the Wit and Wisdom' is still available
in larger branches of WH Smith.

Friday, 13 July 2012

Lady-boy poet Gary Chutney is forced to abandon his erotic
blockbuster 'Fifty Shades of Gay - Bum Slapping, Bondage 
and Binge Eating' after his agent fails to sell the idea to a publisher.