Sunday 29 May 2011

A suggestion that the Author might make an appearance
 at this year's Hay Literary Festival 
is rejected by the organisers (above) on the grounds that
 he is not  an Actor, Singer, Sportsman, Celebrity Chef or TV star

Monday 23 May 2011

The booksellers W H Smith celebrate thirty years
 of successfully ignoring the Author's work

Saturday 14 May 2011

But all too soon the Big Hair Years 
become the Windswept Look

Wednesday 11 May 2011

Saturday 7 May 2011

The Author encounters 'Mad Harry' Hollander-Sinclair and Charlie 'The Battling Cockney' Korzeniowski the "Gilbert and George of Theatre for the Working Man" relaxing on Brighton Beach with unknown companions.  Their latest production "Stuff You Mate!" a savage assault on the ruling classes recently closed at the Tricycle Theatre in Kilburn, North London.

Sunday 1 May 2011