Sunday, 19 June 2011

Influential editor Pixie Plunkett-Gussett condemns 
the Author's new work for lacking "charm" since it fails to contain
the essential words "Jane" or "Austen"  It would help enormously,
she confides to his Agent, if the Author were:
(a) a Woman   (b) under Eighteen-years-old
His Agent says they'll work on it.

1 comment:

  1. Has the Author thought about adopting a pen name such as Jilly Austen and sending a gorgeous female 18-year-old stand-in to publishing meetings?