Thursday, 14 July 2011

The Author is invited to ghost-write 
"My Life Has Just Been A Gottle Of Geer" the first volume of memoirs
from veteran  ventriloquist Bernie Bloater (picture far right
sitting with his famous life-sized dummy Archie)
Nothing was signed.


  1. Does Bernie have a special suitcase to carry Archie in? If he's carved out of walnut or lime he must weight a ton.

  2. Yes, Archie's great weight was one of the reasons that Bernie Bloater never travelled abroad or toured the northern cabaret circuit. He tried screwing a set of suitcase wheels to the soles of Archie's shoes and pushing him around like a piece of luggage but it wasn't a great success.