Wednesday, 20 July 2011

After his arrest behind the Groucher Club in fashionable Soho
the lady-boy poet Gary Chutney (see post for 20th March) 
claims that his lifestyle is a genuine form of "performance art" 
and provides a copy of his Arts Council Grant when the police
threaten to prosecute.


  1. Is it true that Gary was a ball boy at Wimbledon when he was young?

  2. Yes, that's true. He was dismissed after so many balls went missing.