Monday 5 August 2013

and he spent weeks making that costume . . .

The police were called to a 'suspected hostage situation'
when veteran performance poet Derwent Fiddler caused
panic at the Edinburgh Festival by attempting to involve
young members of the audience in his 'Monty the Cannibal Mouse'
event.  "If it's not Harry bloody Potter they're not interested!" 
he grumbled as he was separated from the screaming infant. 

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