Milton Carnaby, the Sixties fashion guru who introduced
the idea of wearing your shirt back-to-front with the collar
turned up, appeared on the BBC Book Programme to promote
his autobiography 'Rag Trade to Riches' and was accused of using
a ghost-writer to compile his memoirs. Carnaby merely shrugged
and said "What am I, bleedin' Einstein? I never learned to read
nor write - I was too busy making money!"