Moustachioed novelist and veteran campaigner against female
stereotypes Muriel Gaylord (right) denies that her three-day marriage
to lady-boy poet Gary Chutney (left) was merely a publicity stunt.
"We wanted to draw attention to the ugly face of discrimination at work
in this country," she said in an interview for the Guardian newspaper,
using the occasion to announce their intentions of turning Gary's epic
love poem 'Fifty Shades of Gay - Bum Slapping, Bondage & Binge
Eating' into a BBC TV game show later this year.