The loveable fourteen-year-old munchkin and master microblogger
Adrian Motley-Spaniel is signing a contract to publish his life so far.
'The Complete Tweets' will be released in twenty-five mini-volumes.
"It's - um - my life - you know - in easy - fun-size - quick-read portions."
Available. For download. Only.
Has Adrian ever been teased about his wingnuts? And are his freckles hand painted?
ReplyDeleteAdrian hasn't left his bedroom since he was seven years old.
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