After hearing the Voice of Jesus coming from his wardrobe, the young

 charismatic Christian Colin Beanie was inspired to set aside the

collection of erotic love poems  he intended to dedicate to his 

best friend's mother, to write his own gospel and establish his 

own evangelical church.  The Gospel of Colin has now been 

translated into twenty languages and generated a library

of motivational tapes and DVDs.  "I was going into banking when 

I grew up," he said in a recent interview, "but when you crunch the 

numbers, this has got to make more sense"