Sunday, 18 March 2012

After a brief appearance at a local school sports day the Author
is cornered by the girls' synchronised swimming team who threaten
to complain to the staff about his louche behaviour unless he buys them
ice cream.  Although innocent of all charges, he's so surprised to hear 
them employ the word 'louche' he buys them whatever they fancy.


  1. The girls must go to a private school. I once had an apple core thrown at me by girls from a local school.

  2. Being pelted with fruit was probably a sign of affection - it might have been empty beer bottles.