Wednesday, 26 October 2011

A rare photograph of celebrated romantic novelist, poet, painter, potter, columnist, wit, historian, wine expert, TV celebrity, gardener, composer, librettist, agony aunt,  goodwill ambassador, peace envoy, 
vegetarian, animal campaigner and award-winning interior designer,
 Polenta 'Bunny' Hartebeeste, sitting at home as she models one
of the silk gowns she created as a method of relaxing after another
 gruelling world book tour. "I'm constantly amazing myself" she told a circle of startled reporters. 


  1. I reckon she looks like she's up for it with the photographer?

  2. Did we mention that she's also a stripper, sex therapist and sexual athlete? Apparently its all terribly post-modern.