The Author fails to generate excitement
at his Kilburn Literary Festival appearance:
the audience already sedated by Fanny Drone
having delivered an hour of amusing anecdotes
on her career writing romantic Light Verse
for the greetings card industry
the audience already sedated by Fanny Drone
having delivered an hour of amusing anecdotes
on her career writing romantic Light Verse
for the greetings card industry
How many glasses of port did the author have on this occasion?
ReplyDeleteThe Author prefers to avoid strong drink after an unfortunate encounter with a sherry trifle as a boy when, after the third bowl, he fell off his chair and broke his ankle.
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