Sunday, 17 March 2013

and she came apart at the seams

Famous children's author, housewife and mother, Cheri Bloomer, 
attempts a book signing of her latest Derek the Dinosaur adventure 
at Waterstones wearing a home-made dinosaur costume, but the sight 
of her stumbling from the Ladies Toilet so terrifies the assembled 
toddlers that they panic, stampeding through the bookstore 
and triggering the sprinkler system.

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