"and his breath came in short pants . . ."

Elsie and Doris Potter celebrate twenty years of writing hard-core

pornography for the Silk Panties Large Print Library with a cream tea

at the Grouchers Club.  "We specialise in erotica for seniors and we 

must have written hundreds of titles over the years," Elsie explains.

"Although obviously, at our age, we can't remember exactly.

Doris adds that "stories involving neck pillows and surgical stockings

have always been very popular.  And heroes with their own teeth"