Monday, 29 August 2011

Despite some last-minute pleading, Tiffany
Hartebeeste, the Oprah Winfrey of BBC Regional TV
 refuses to recommend the Author's last novel on her hugely
popular Afternoon Book Club after the battling blonde
is told of some "off-colour" passages in his writing.
"There's no need for language in books!" she grumbles.

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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous1 September 2011 at 11:21

    What was the Author's last-minute pleading?

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  2. Miles Gibson2 September 2011 at 01:15

    Six bottles of Bailey's Irish Cream left in her dressing room.

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