After rumours that the Author had been considering ghost-writing
the life story of popular ventriloquist Bertie Bloater he's approached
by Tudor Warner and his Educated Budgerigars to help write
Warner's hilarious blockbusting memoirs "Whistle for Your Work:
A Life of Bird Impersonations for Stage and Screen"
Nothing was signed.
In what way are Tudor's budgerigars educated? After much prompting my budgie couldn't even say his name. It just stuffed its face and splattered droppings everywhere. They are the chavs of the aviary. Spectacularly dim. Does he hypnotize them into thinking they are parrots?
ReplyDeleteHis prize bird could ring a bell by pecking it with its beak. Yup. That's an educated budgie.
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