Ben Smutts and Beverly Bison, 

veteran presenters of the popular TV show "Book Club" 

refuse to mention the Author's work in their programme,

describing it as "unwholesome" and "nasty scribbling"

The Author - in search of his roots

The Author - the Dancing Years

The Author now  regrets

 buying such a cheap Kindle

The woman arrested for stalking the Author 

was found to be on the wrong medication

The Author - the Hairspray Years

But the Author Decides Against the Pipe

The Author is told he needs glasses